A teenage boy logs on to facebook to update his status. “Women, you don’t need to please a man to feel good about yourself. You are all beautiful, no matter what.”
Suddenly, a ray of light beams down upon him. A chorus of angels sings as Mary Wollstonecraft descends from heaven.
“Thank you, son,” she says. “You’ve done it. Sexism is over.”
(via forlovers)
